In a brave statement to the American public, Sen. Mazie Hirono explained why democrats have such a hard time getting their progressive leftist governing philosophy across to the voters.  For many years democrats have spoken to the American people to help them understand how they feel on a range of important issues.  It seemed incomprehensible to her as she laments, ‘You would think they would listen but no!”  She believes that the American people have minds that are closed.  It has become increasingly apparent to Sen. Hirono that democrats are just too smart for ordinary people to understand.

In a frank and candid interview Sen. Hirono made these remarks while answering a question from journalist Dahlia Lithwick at the “Bend Towards Justice” conference in Washington, D.C.,

“One of the things that we Democrats have a really hard time is connecting with people’s hearts instead of here. (pointing to her head) We’re really good at shoving out all the information that touch people here but not here. And I have been saying it at all of our Democratic retreats that we need to speak to the heart not in a manipulative way, not in a way that brings forth everyone’s fears and resentments but truly to speak to the heart so that people will know we’re actually on their side. We have a really hard time doing that and one of the reasons was told to me at one of our retreats is that we Democrats know so much. That is true. Now we have to tell everyone how smart we are so we have a tendency to be very left brain.”

As if to reinforce and illuminate her point, Sen. Hirono reached into her handbag and pulled out a thick pile of paper.  She addressed the crowd and explained, “I have a list of quotes spanning the years from various notables in the world of politics and entertainment; all democrat socialist sympathizers, all progressive, all left-leaning, all thoughtful, all anti-Trump and all ‘so smart.’  Here, let me read some of what these notables said in order to illustrate my point.

First, let me start with whom some have called the smartest woman in the world, and I must agree!  Hillary Clinton gave us so many thoughtful comments that forced people not as smart as democrats to think!  That’s right, Americans must think!  Here are just a few of her statements to all of us with the foresight to listen.

Her are just a few statements that you must remember when she said, I have to confess that it’s crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian.’, ‘We have a lot of kids who don’t know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.’ She said this when introducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi, ‘He ran a gas station down in St. Louis…No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.’  Hillary, always a staunch defender of her husband, Former President Bill Clinton, said of the ongoing and unfair bimbo eruptions, ‘Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.’  Hillary has said much more about Bill, “If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.’, ‘I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life.’ When asked a number of questions on how she would fulfill promises as president, she said, ‘We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.’ ‘I have said that I’m not running and I’m having a great time being pres — being a first-term senator.’  ‘I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”

“Next we have Sheryl Crow said this profound statement on environmentalism, ‘I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.’

“That national treasure, Whoopi Goldberg, on 43-year-old Roman Polanski raping and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl and leaving our country, I know it wasn’t rape-rape. It was something else but I don’t believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and [sic] when they let him out he was like “You know what this guy’s going to give me a hundred years in jail I’m not staying, so that’s why he left.’”

“Whoopi’s compatriot, Joy Behar made this statement on economics, Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?’, and I am sure we can all agree with Joy Behar when she suggested jail time for those supporting Trump.”

“Former Rep. John Conyers (D-MI) on the Health Care Bill, which he voted for said, ‘I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill … What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'”

“Former President Barack Hussein Obama exhausted but exuberant as he said in a campaign rally, I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?’” 

“Former Secretary of State, Sen. John Kerry, on the US Armed Forces, You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.’”

“Former DNC Chairman and Gov. Howard Dean (D-NH), We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.’”

“Here’s Rosie O’Donnell waxing philosophical as she said, ‘Don’t fear the terrorists. They’re mothers and fathers.’”

“This may be the most compelling reason to claim that democrats are so smart.  Former VP and Sen. Al Gore (D-TN) made the claim that, and I quote, During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.’”

“Congressman Hank Johnson (D-GA) on his concern for Guam, ‘My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.’”

“Here are two quotes from Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).  First, on the economy, ‘Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.’  Who among us can forget her classic quote on Obamacare that will surely go down in democrat and American history as the standard that all quotes will be measured against,But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.’”

“I just love the hilarious but wise comedienne Wanda Sykes, ‘I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight … Rush Limbaugh — I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that’s what he needs.’”

“Former President and Gov. Bill Clinton (D-AR) on ordinary Americans, African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.’ and another direct quote on the proper use of the English language, It all depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.’”

“Former President and Sen. Barack Hussein Obama (D-IL) calming America on a tragic incident, a tornado that killed twelve people, In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died – an entire town destroyed.’”

“Talk show host Bill Maher of speaks of many things; here he is on Christianity, I think religion is a neurological disorder.’  For those of you who do not know, Bill has admitted he menstruates so, in all fairness he could have had PMS.”

“Here is film producer and commentator, Michael Moore on terrorism, There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again. But that doesn’t mean that there’s some kind of massive terrorist threat.’”

“Former Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA), acknowledged something or other on topics of environmentalism, ‘We’re seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point – they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn’t ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there’s a lot of tundra that’s being held down by that ice cap.’”

“My close personal friend, the iconic Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA), ‘Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I’m still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.’”

“While on the campaign trail running for reelection, Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT), gave new meaning to the word candor when he said, ‘Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.’”

“Gov. Jerry Brown (D-CA) said, ‘The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.’”

“Former Mayor Marion Barry (D-DC) told all that would listen, I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where’s Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.’”

“Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) on democrats know how to party!  Now, they’re saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.’”

“Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA on socialism, ‘Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing…uh, um…Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.’ I don’t know about you but I love that gal!”

“Who can forget Former Sen, Harry Reid (D-NV) on reaching out to then candidate Barack Obama to help reconcile race relations by saying Obama was, …light-skinned,’ and with ‘no negro dialect.’”

“Now last but, most certainly, not least, former Vice President and senator from the great state of Maryland, I give you the mind of the incomparable Joe Biden.  His series of quotes are one of the reasons that democrats from all over have made him one of the front runners for the 2020 Democrat Presidential nomination.    Here’s one to State Senator Chuck Graham (D-Mo), encouraging the disabled who is wheelchair bound, Stand up … Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let ’em see you!’  Here is his quote on multi-culturalism, ‘In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.’  Here’s Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is looking to improve relations with foreign counties by saying, ‘His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she’s- wait- your mom’s still- your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.Did you notice how Biden got out of that one? You can’t get any more democrat than that!

“Want more?  Well in an overzealous display of exuberance on the passage of Obamacare, Joe rightly said, This is a big f*cking deal!’  Now the quote from Joe Biden on historic events of 1929, “When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.”

I could go on for hours with so many more quotes that will confirm what we democrats believe, we are smarter than you! Now I will close this by saying on last quote from Joe Biden on the economy, ‘The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.’”

“I am honored to appear before this great gathering of I guessing, 50 or 60 people, and relating why democrats are so much smarter than the rest of America, including Republican, Independents, undocumented aliens, the LGBTQIA community, snowflake college students, gun-owners, Christians, Jews, Muslims, sports enthusiasts, the entire population of Hollywood and Manhattan’s upper East and West sides plus every other identity group we can name. We will be working hard to be sure that our socialist progressive movement achieves its ultimate goal to make everyone realize that we are so much smarter than they are.  Thank you for your time and attention and good night to all”

Sen. Mazie Hirono shakes hands with journalist Dahlia Lithwick and begins to leave the stage but stops and returns to the mic.  “Oh, Dahlia, I forgot to mention one thing, I want to tell these lovely people in the audience to please pick up my new book ‘The Easy 15 Minute Beta Male Genitalia Cookbook.’ It was written with my good friend Georgetown Professor Christine Fair and features easy to prepare gourmet recipes using beta male genitalia.  I believe it’s available online so go and see why we democrats are not only smarter than you but much more creative!’

For added emphasis and in keeping with prior musings, I have continues to use ‘italics’ to highlight actual quotes and I have added BOLD font for all the quotes that I know Senator Mazie Hirono will be grateful for.

Yours Faithfully, Sir Telsunn Margraves

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