In a recent diatribe against Ivanka Trump, Samantha Bee said, “You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices, you feckless c*nt!” The late-night host added, in her advice to Ivanka Trump, that she should “put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to f*cking stop it.

This created a firestorm that forced Samantha Bee to apologize by saying, “I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump, and to my viewers, for using an expletive on my show to describe her last night. It was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it.

In an apparent turn-around, however, Samantha decided to use the opportunity to normalize the derogatory invective she used against Ivanka Trump by taking it mainstream and making c*nt as acceptable a term as ‘esophagus’ or ‘tennis elbow’. In that effort, her production company announced the launch of a new talk show targeting progressive women titled, “C*nts on a Couch”. Samantha Bee issued a press release to introduce the new program to the public, touting this as a unique, vital and relevant daytime talk show. Ms. Bee said, “We want to provide viewers with an alternative to the c*nts on ‘The View’ and feature discussions that have a mass appeal to left-wing and progressive c*nts from all over country!”

Samantha seemed very excited to make the proclamation naming the other c*nts that will be part of the daily roundtable discussions. “The women I will be hosting with are all out of work and I was able to get them cheap. They are, however, what I consider the cream of c*nts! There’s my good friend Chelsea Handler, and if ever there was a c*nt to reckon with, Chelsea is that c*nt. Then there’s another c*nt that really needs no introduction, Kathy Griffin, who promises to bring Trump’s bloody head to one of our shows. Next, there’s Michelle Wolf, whose late-night show was cancelled so she’s got the time. Her appearance at the Correspondence Dinner has helped enhance what already was her enviable c*nt status. We will also be featuring special recurring guests who can be considered c*nts of which legends are made of. These will include Debra Messing, Sarah Silverman, Rosie O’Donnell, Madonna, Jane Fonda, Ashley Judd and so many other c*nts that you will be stuck to your seat for the entire program.”

Samantha Bee also gave an outline of some of the featured topics that “C*nts on a Couch” will be discussing including;

“Should it be Illegal to own Hipster Beta Males?”
“Beta Males; should we remove their testicles and lock them in a box?”
“Should man-buns and beards be a requirement for Beta Males?”
“Should you send your Beta Male to buy Greeting Cards?”
“Do we want to use sperm from Beta Male Sperm Banks?”
“Should we kick any man in the b*lls that holds open the door for us?”
“Is eating kale and quinoa appropriate for Beta Males?”

Samantha is passionate when she says, “These topics have been researched and we feel that women and Beta Males have the right to information related to these important topics.”

So far the only sponsors who have agreed to advertise on “C*nts on a Couch” are generic tampon manufacturers. is following this trending story and will update our readers as new information is ascertained.

2018-12-19T16:10:33+00:00December 19th, 2018|