Hollywood actress and leftist activist Alyssa Milano offered her kidneys, ribs, lung and her husband to Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg after the 85-year-old fractured three ribs in a fall Wednesday.
“Ruth Bader Ginsburg can have my ribs, and my kidneys and a lung. And anything else she needs. She can even have my husband on Thursdays,” tweeted Milano Thursday morning
Radio legend Rush Limbaugh and various other commentators informed Ms. Milano via their platforms in the media that she only has two kidneys. And even though she has two lungs she may find it difficult to breathe. Her brain, esophagus, spleen and liver, however, are fair game. One doctor said, “I’d gladly do the surgery, free of charge just to see the look on Ms. Milano’s face as Justice Ginsburg walks out of the hospital. This assumes that has not donated her eyes to Justice Ginsburg.”
When asked to explain the generous display of selflessness, Ms. Milano, who suffers from dyslexia, said, “Sir John Gielgud, whom I worked with on The Canterville Ghost years ago, gave me great advice. When I asked how he memorized his monologues, he said, “I write them down.” I use that method to this day. It not only familiarizes me with the words, it makes them my own. I sometime get a bit jumbled up, but I meant what I said even if it means I will have to forgo my Chardonnay for a whole week!”
As part of her generous act, Ms. Milano also offered her husband, David Bugliari, to Justice Ginsburg every Thursday as she has a regular seven hour session with her long time therapist. Many in the media have sought to interview Mr. Bugliari on how he feels about being Justice Ginsburg’s ‘boy toy’ as CNN’s Jim Acosta has come to call him. It now seems, however, Mr. Bugliari has gone missing leaving no note or hint of where he might have gone. Ms. Milano, in hysterics, has called the local police in an effort to find out what happened to her husband of nine years. Officer Malcolm Stein said, “We have opened an active investigation into the missing Mr. Bugliari, however, we believe that he may be in hiding and will emerge only when the time is right.”
Alyssa Milano, ever the trooper, forges on and even expanded the list of organs she wants to donate to Justice Ginsburg to include her esophagus and spleen. The entire Democrat Party as well as 93% of mainstream media is vigorously applauding this gesture.